








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 149 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
936 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,947 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 886 | 30% |
| Smokes | 961 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 467 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 633 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $367,386 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 120 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mental | 5 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | Fifiarz | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | quizzy | 3 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | **__** | 3 | 0.0286 |
| #5 | [PBB] beznohý | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [PBB] beznohý | 110 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | quizzy | 102 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | Fifiarz | 98 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Bilu | 76 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #5 | Mental | 74 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aizyy SKINS | +4.63 | 77 | 58 |
| #2 | TRAIN MERCHANT | +3.79 | 70 | 51 |
| #3 | quizzy | +2.88 | 69 | 59 |
| #4 | Fifiarz | +2.36 | 62 | 63 |
| #5 | ifnax | +2.07 | 80 | 59 |





