








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 162 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 280 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2820 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,700 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 712 | 42% |
| Smokes | 244 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 402 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 342 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $104,460 of utility $13 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chriss | 70% | 23 |
| #2 | Fifiarz | 62% | 34 |
| #3 | leron24 | 58% | 19 |
| #4 | [PBB] beznohý | 53% | 51 |
| #5 | szmitek | 50% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chriss | 70% | 23 |
| #2 | Fifiarz | 62% | 34 |
| #3 | leron24 | 58% | 19 |
| #4 | [PBB] beznohý | 53% | 51 |
| #5 | szmitek | 50% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [PBB] beznohý | 8 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | leron24 | 5 | 0.0123 |
| #3 | Fifiarz | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | szmitek | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [PBB] beznohý | 135 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | Fifiarz | 106 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | Chriss | 73 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | leron24 | 46 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | szmitek | 37 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [PBB] beznohý | +2.83 | 91 | 55 |
| #2 | Fifiarz | +2.15 | 60 | 61 |
| #3 | szmitek | +0.77 | 58 | 54 |
| #4 | leron24 | +0.49 | 55 | 58 |
| #5 | V-Reznov | -0.84 | 34 | 18 |





