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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 481 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
785 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,230 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 690 | 21% |
| Smokes | 736 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 989 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 815 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $526,351 of utility $274 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 56 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bulisnautser | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | SamSami | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | unimasa | 55% | 29 |
| #4 | OdeMän | 54% | 48 |
| #5 | robertooo | 50% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | unimasa | 55% | 29 |
| #4 | OdeMän | 54% | 48 |
| #5 | robertooo | 50% | 34 |
| #6 | mirjami95 | 41% | 17 |
| #7 | Soft | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | robertooo | 4 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | mirjami95 | 2 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | bulisnautser | 2 | 0.0132 |
| #4 | OdeMän | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | SamSami | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OdeMän | 113 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | SamSami | 77 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #3 | robertooo | 62 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | unimasa | 62 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | bulisnautser | 21 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | robertooo | +3.51 | 77 | 58 |
| #2 | SamSami | +1.35 | 35 | 73 |
| #3 | ^Kuppi^ | +0.58 | 58 | 71 |
| #4 | bulisnautser | +0.38 | 45 | 61 |
| #5 | mirjami95 | -0.51 | 72 | 55 |





