








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 206 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 216 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1769 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,164 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1423 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1213 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1563 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 965 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,003,245 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lightning McQueen | 48% | 60 |
| #2 | KBz | 43% | 46 |
| #3 | Sörlin | 43% | 138 |
| #4 | m1 | 40% | 25 |
| #5 | master1337a1 | 40% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Sörlin | 43% | 138 |
| #4 | m1 | 40% | 25 |
| #5 | master1337a1 | 40% | 45 |
| #6 | forrepro | 31% | 26 |
| #7 | Rogge | 24% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sörlin | 12 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | master1337a1 | 7 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | Lightning McQueen | 6 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | forrepro | 3 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | m1 | 3 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sörlin | 382 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | Lightning McQueen | 207 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | m1 | 77 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | master1337a1 | 41 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Rogge | 22 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lightning McQueen | +3.50 | 74 | 59 |
| #2 | m1 | +2.91 | 79 | 45 |
| #3 | forrepro | +2.72 | 42 | 36 |
| #4 | Rogge | +2.69 | 75 | 25 |
| #5 | Sörlin | +0.55 | 60 | 54 |





