








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1371 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 71 matches | ||
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5402 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,112 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5280 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5838 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4897 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4097 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,964,519 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 164 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AIDS | 55% | 407 |
| #2 | LA F L A M E | 54% | 459 |
| #3 | Clips | 54% | 394 |
| #4 | GhostBong | 40% | 184 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AIDS | 55% | 407 |
| #2 | LA F L A M E | 54% | 459 |
| #3 | Clips | 54% | 394 |
| #4 | GhostBong | 40% | 184 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clips | 35 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | LA F L A M E | 25 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | AIDS | 11 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | GhostBong | 9 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AIDS | 1394 | 0.17 | 43 min |
| #2 | LA F L A M E | 1111 | 0.12 | 31 min |
| #3 | Clips | 576 | 0.07 | 14 min |
| #4 | GhostBong | 287 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LA F L A M E | +3.47 | 60 | 73 |
| #2 | NotSoEasyBTW | +2.35 | 44 | 71 |
| #3 | AIDS | -0.97 | 36 | 78 |
| #4 | GhostBong | -4.47 | 19 | 34 |
| #5 | Clips | -5.37 | 8 | 47 |





