








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 46 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1444 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,765 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1018 | 37% |
| Smokes | 946 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 396 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 405 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $63,462 of utility $18 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 179 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeFraud | 50% | 82 |
| #2 | You Just Got Litt Up | 47% | 158 |
| #3 | crauf619 | 46% | 125 |
| #4 | Russell | 42% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeFraud | 50% | 82 |
| #2 | You Just Got Litt Up | 47% | 158 |
| #3 | crauf619 | 46% | 125 |
| #4 | Russell | 42% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | You Just Got Litt Up | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | crauf619 | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | LeFraud | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Russell | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | You Just Got Litt Up | 97 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #2 | crauf619 | 32 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #3 | LeFraud | 31 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | Russell | 6 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Russell | +2.91 | 91 | 6 |
| #2 | LeFraud | +2.28 | 66 | 43 |
| #3 | You Just Got Litt Up | +2.27 | 82 | 54 |
| #4 | pusaBEANS FOUND | +0.34 | 60 | 42 |
| #5 | crauf619 | -4.68 | 35 | 25 |





