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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 751 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 201 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6830 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,268 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3461 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3347 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3660 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3800 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,421,657 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 242 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | 1brillianz | 48% | 44 |
| #12 | ✞ 1Anja | 46% | 26 |
| #13 | Kasper | 46% | 37 |
| #14 | kito7 7 7 | 44% | 39 |
| #15 | XEROZ | 40% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ecki | 26 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | maqueenya♛ | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | itzPepe | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Wuestenschlange | 5 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | Fr3aKy | 4 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ecki | 488 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #2 | akaloloo | 387 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | Fay | 351 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #4 | itzPepe | 236 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #5 | Fr3aKy | 180 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wuestenschlange | +4.73 | 90 | 63 |
| #2 | GoD' Zyro | +4.16 | 90 | 61 |
| #3 | Fay | +2.96 | 84 | 73 |
| #4 | Fr3aKy | +0.93 | 58 | 58 |
| #5 | 1brillianz | +0.61 | 78 | 71 |





