








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 168 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 222 matches | ||
| Faceit | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3743 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,369 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 489 | 7% |
| Smokes | 2493 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2812 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1575 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $916,736 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yuuki | 77% | 47 |
| #2 | ribertobi | 67% | 82 |
| #3 | πΊππ΅π-π | 56% | 96 |
| #4 | Tom_is_Deadpool | 51% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yuuki | 77% | 47 |
| #2 | ribertobi | 67% | 82 |
| #3 | πΊππ΅π-π | 56% | 96 |
| #4 | Tom_is_Deadpool | 51% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πΊππ΅π-π | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | ribertobi | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Yuuki | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Tom_is_Deadpool | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πΊππ΅π-π | 385 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #2 | ribertobi | 226 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | Yuuki | 181 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #4 | Tom_is_Deadpool | 124 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yuuki | +6.26 | 95 | 60 |
| #2 | ribertobi | +1.19 | 68 | 74 |
| #3 | 10Henne01 | +1.04 | 70 | 37 |
| #4 | πΊππ΅π-π | +0.62 | 67 | 69 |
| #5 | Tom_is_Deadpool | -1.74 | 64 | 60 |





