








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 135 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2172 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,568 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2370 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2863 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1852 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3483 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,190,109 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lxmune | 62% | 29 |
| #2 | FranzF | 56% | 32 |
| #3 | Alyex | 55% | 100 |
| #4 | Never4Ever | 53% | 231 |
| #5 | Sit. | 53% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alyex | +5.70 | 81 | 62 |
| #2 | Never4Ever | +5.45 | 83 | 61 |
| #3 | Sit. | +3.48 | 86 | 47 |
| #4 | FranzF | +2.87 | 79 | 54 |
| #5 | lxmune | +2.52 | 83 | 46 |





