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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 307 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 298 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6579 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,868 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6879 | 36% |
| Smokes | 4313 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3392 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4284 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,826,816 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1665 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cravey | 53% | 47 |
| #2 | Scr3wball | 53% | 85 |
| #3 | GenLegend | 53% | 59 |
| #4 | Lew_rd | 50% | 196 |
| #5 | The Drengr | 49% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | GenLegend | 53% | 59 |
| #4 | Lew_rd | 50% | 196 |
| #5 | The Drengr | 49% | 53 |
| #6 | SmokOcean | 47% | 372 |
| #7 | Lana in Pyjamas | 46% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SmokOcean | 23 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Scr3wball | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Lew_rd | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Lana in Pyjamas | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Cravey | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SmokOcean | 1152 | 0.15 | 25 min |
| #2 | Lana in Pyjamas | 146 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Cravey | 67 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | The Drengr | 59 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Lew_rd | 50 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cravey | +2.86 | 79 | 53 |
| #2 | The Drengr | +1.17 | 77 | 50 |
| #3 | SmokOcean | +0.90 | 66 | 64 |
| #4 | GenLegend | +0.82 | 40 | 53 |
| #5 | Ashes | -0.15 | 64 | 58 |





