








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 85 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 355 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4794 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,433 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2777 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4909 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 2941 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1806 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,786,189 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 175 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ViệTAwpEr | 52% | 31 |
| #2 | T3xzen | 51% | 157 |
| #3 | BOOMAN⛟ | 50% | 110 |
| #4 | 𝕮𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖕 | 43% | 28 |
| #5 | ke.grey | 33% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T3xzen | 29 | 0.0096 |
| #2 | BOOMAN⛟ | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | 𝕮𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖕 | 3 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | ke.grey | 2 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕮𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖕 | +2.18 | 69 | 47 |
| #2 | T3xzen | +1.38 | 63 | 60 |
| #3 | 1ce6erg | +1.04 | 77 | 60 |
| #4 | BOOMAN⛟ | +1.03 | 68 | 54 |
| #5 | ViệTAwpEr | -0.87 | 48 | 66 |





