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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 458 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 249 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3132 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,062 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6962 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5844 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6012 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5244 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $454,738 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2076 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Itachi Uchiha | 57% | 82 |
| #2 | icedaggerツ | 54% | 26 |
| #3 | YoruKage | 51% | 37 |
| #4 | C00kie&Cream | 51% | 57 |
| #5 | shogunkillahh | 44% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | icedaggerツ | +0.85 | 54 | 56 |
| #2 | Itachi Uchiha | +0.31 | 56 | 56 |
| #3 | MoistCritikal | -0.05 | 16 | 67 |
| #4 | C00kie&Cream | -0.63 | 34 | 27 |
| #5 | YoruKage | -0.98 | 53 | 50 |





