








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 514 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 368 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3306 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,181 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 997 | 11% |
| Smokes | 2829 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2717 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2638 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,124,152 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | avrel.js | 61% | 41 |
| #2 | vUulve.Be | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | Atlas | 51% | 206 |
| #4 | JudasPerge | 47% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | avrel.js | 61% | 41 |
| #2 | vUulve.Be | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | Atlas | 51% | 206 |
| #4 | JudasPerge | 47% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Atlas | 12 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | avrel.js | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | JudasPerge | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | vUulve.Be | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Atlas | 371 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #2 | avrel.js | 197 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #3 | JudasPerge | 76 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | vUulve.Be | 8 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vUulve.Be | +1.98 | 63 | 50 |
| #2 | JudasPerge | +1.60 | 59 | 56 |
| #3 | Ola Vash | +1.14 | 84 | 45 |
| #4 | avrel.js | +0.00 | 52 | 55 |
| #5 | Atlas | -0.14 | 68 | 59 |





