








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 781 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 485 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




101 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4459 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,536 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6806 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5940 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6621 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5169 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $630,640 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 150 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lihapullamörkylä | 48% | 356 |
| #2 | JOHKU | 47% | 76 |
| #3 | -PutkiRieska- | 45% | 84 |
| #4 | 𝚆𝙰𝚁VILLAGE | 39% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lihapullamörkylä | 48% | 356 |
| #2 | JOHKU | 47% | 76 |
| #3 | -PutkiRieska- | 45% | 84 |
| #4 | 𝚆𝙰𝚁VILLAGE | 39% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lihapullamörkylä | 114 | 0.0153 |
| #2 | 𝚆𝙰𝚁VILLAGE | 16 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | -PutkiRieska- | 10 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | JOHKU | 7 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lihapullamörkylä | 1713 | 0.23 | 28 min |
| #2 | JOHKU | 202 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | 𝚆𝙰𝚁VILLAGE | 176 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | -PutkiRieska- | 25 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JOHKU | +2.30 | 67 | 58 |
| #2 | lihapullamörkylä | +0.24 | 22 | 54 |
| #3 | Edi | +0.04 | 46 | 64 |
| #4 | 𝚆𝙰𝚁VILLAGE | -0.59 | 36 | 36 |
| #5 | -PutkiRieska- | -2.04 | 9 | 13 |





