








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 408 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




85 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1964 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,819 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3370 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2390 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3700 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2359 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $173,312 of utility $34 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 234 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿Jusbeee♿ | 60% | 43 |
| #2 | ★Nipa★ | 47% | 156 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿Jusbeee♿ | 60% | 43 |
| #2 | ★Nipa★ | 47% | 156 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★Nipa★ | 22 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | ♿Jusbeee♿ | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★Nipa★ | 100 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #2 | ♿Jusbeee♿ | 42 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿Jusbeee♿ | +2.52 | 52 | 59 |
| #2 | Jauhelima | +0.28 | 68 | 61 |
| #3 | ★Nipa★ | -0.15 | 52 | 39 |





