








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 595 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 190 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4009 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,376 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1915 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1892 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2276 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1293 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,147,587 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 384 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1mNo0b | 56% | 62 |
| #2 | neniälyyryV iruaL | 52% | 221 |
| #3 | ⭕⃤ Jontero | 52% | 81 |
| #4 | Elias Laasanen | 51% | 214 |
| #5 | Järski | 46% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | neniälyyryV iruaL | 52% | 221 |
| #3 | ⭕⃤ Jontero | 52% | 81 |
| #4 | Elias Laasanen | 51% | 214 |
| #5 | Järski | 46% | 41 |
| #6 | 「 legacy of raze 」 | 29% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elias Laasanen | 74 | 0.0169 |
| #2 | neniälyyryV iruaL | 21 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | 1mNo0b | 17 | 0.0130 |
| #4 | ⭕⃤ Jontero | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Järski | 5 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1mNo0b | 255 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #2 | Elias Laasanen | 174 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #3 | ⭕⃤ Jontero | 134 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | neniälyyryV iruaL | 107 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #5 | 「 legacy of raze 」 | 74 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LauriLeLe | +4.28 | 84 | 55 |
| #2 | 1mNo0b | +1.42 | 83 | 63 |
| #3 | Elias Laasanen | +1.03 | 66 | 46 |
| #4 | Järski | -0.63 | 84 | 29 |
| #5 | neniälyyryV iruaL | -2.00 | 68 | 30 |





