








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 328 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




80 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2302 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,353 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 813 | 24% |
| Smokes | 743 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1166 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 631 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $602,719 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 354 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⭕⃤ Jontero | 54% | 52 |
| #2 | neniälyyryV iruaL | 53% | 201 |
| #3 | 1mNo0b | 52% | 46 |
| #4 | LauriLeLe | 51% | 214 |
| #5 | Järski | 48% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⭕⃤ Jontero | 54% | 52 |
| #2 | neniälyyryV iruaL | 53% | 201 |
| #3 | 1mNo0b | 52% | 46 |
| #4 | LauriLeLe | 51% | 214 |
| #5 | Järski | 48% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neniälyyryV iruaL | 22 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | LauriLeLe | 20 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | 1mNo0b | 12 | 0.0126 |
| #4 | ⭕⃤ Jontero | 6 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | Järski | 5 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LauriLeLe | 351 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #2 | 1mNo0b | 188 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #3 | neniälyyryV iruaL | 96 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #4 | ⭕⃤ Jontero | 93 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Järski | 35 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LauriLeLe | +3.47 | 84 | 54 |
| #2 | 1mNo0b | +1.56 | 81 | 65 |
| #3 | Elias Laasanen | +1.30 | 67 | 46 |
| #4 | Järski | -0.78 | 84 | 28 |
| #5 | neniälyyryV iruaL | -1.97 | 67 | 32 |





