








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 576 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 92 matches | ||
| Faceit | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2949 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,470 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3621 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3958 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1651 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2240 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $703,327 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quandale | 10 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | brz | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | god is not real LOL | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Avarice | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Ben Kenobi | 4 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doug | +3.17 | 80 | 70 |
| #2 | Quandale | +2.36 | 73 | 65 |
| #3 | brz | +2.09 | 82 | 57 |
| #4 | Fauntleroy | +0.71 | 58 | 61 |
| #5 | god is not real LOL | -0.46 | 74 | 66 |





