








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
795 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,475 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 375 | 25% |
| Smokes | 374 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 334 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 392 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $195,152 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | فلو | 45% | 20 |
| #9 | Fiirmly | 41% | 22 |
| #10 | irgendsontyp | 33% | 21 |
| #11 | Reinorgeln | 31% | 16 |
| #12 | retaiL | 20% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | irgendsontyp | 4 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | فلو | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | retaiL | 2 | 0.0093 |
| #4 | Geile Alde | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Reinorgeln | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | فلو | 161 | 0.39 | 4 min |
| #2 | liiquit | 81 | 0.32 | 3 min |
| #3 | irgendsontyp | 77 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | Geile Alde | 69 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | cryptic | 41 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .AliceDee´ ॐ | +3.10 | 87 | 56 |
| #2 | liiquit | +1.88 | 46 | 76 |
| #3 | cryptic | +1.76 | 56 | 62 |
| #4 | retaiL | +0.36 | 73 | 36 |
| #5 | فلو | +0.34 | 83 | 59 |





