








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 305 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 374 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4684 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,398 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3789 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2997 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2735 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2877 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,766,177 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 342 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mercked | 56% | 324 |
| #2 | PlogarN | 52% | 25 |
| #3 | The Credible Kulk | 51% | 272 |
| #4 | Scar | 50% | 357 |
| #5 | COUCHPOTATE | 50% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mercked | +2.79 | 91 | 70 |
| #2 | bMIL | +1.44 | 82 | 56 |
| #3 | Scopefielder | +0.43 | 67 | 74 |
| #4 | Scar | -0.21 | 61 | 53 |
| #5 | PlogarN | -0.46 | 83 | 48 |





