








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 33 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1637 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,238 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1491 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1072 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 696 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 979 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $405,445 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joeyyy | 67% | 42 |
| #2 | Croftic | 55% | 94 |
| #3 | Ize | 52% | 21 |
| #4 | ✪ Maximo | 48% | 44 |
| #5 | BINLEY | 45% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Croftic | 25 | 0.0133 |
| #2 | Ize | 13 | 0.0360 |
| #3 | BINLEY | 7 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | ✪ Maximo | 5 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | joeyyy | 3 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Croftic | 469 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #2 | BINLEY | 188 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #3 | ✪ Maximo | 74 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | jon | 48 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | joeyyy | 35 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joeyyy | +3.42 | 93 | 39 |
| #2 | Croftic | +1.41 | 79 | 60 |
| #3 | Visuals ッ | +0.84 | 78 | 51 |
| #4 | BINLEY | -0.01 | 76 | 60 |
| #5 | ✪ Maximo | -0.37 | 78 | 51 |





