








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
101 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 428 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 110 | 26% |
| Smokes | 120 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 101 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 97 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $43,912 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Croftic | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Ping | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | joeyyy | 50% | 12 |
| #4 | Visuals ッ | 43% | 14 |
| #5 | purdy | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Ping | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | joeyyy | 50% | 12 |
| #4 | Visuals ッ | 43% | 14 |
| #5 | purdy | 40% | 5 |
| #6 | ✪ Maximo | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Visuals ッ | 5 | 0.0172 |
| #2 | joeyyy | 1 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | purdy | 1 | 0.0093 |
| #4 | Croftic | 1 | 0.0250 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Visuals ッ | 47 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #2 | Croftic | 16 | 0.40 | 0 min |
| #3 | joeyyy | 12 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | purdy | 11 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | ✪ Maximo | 10 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joeyyy | +3.65 | 90 | 43 |
| #2 | Visuals ッ | +0.41 | 73 | 55 |
| #3 | Ping | +0.40 | 50 | 39 |
| #4 | Croftic | -0.34 | 79 | 54 |
| #5 | ✪ Maximo | -0.63 | 81 | 48 |





