








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 765 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2313 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,649 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 729 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1262 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 633 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1025 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $703,726 of utility $224 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 99 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sLayyer | 82% | 33 |
| #2 | Rhyza | 81% | 26 |
| #3 | AliBond | 70% | 33 |
| #4 | godkU | 68% | 34 |
| #5 | sLy | 68% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trunks | 287 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | sLayyer | 144 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #3 | Hugh Janus | 79 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | godkU | 72 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | AliBond | 70 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Peter File | +4.46 | 86 | 46 |
| #2 | sLy | +1.99 | 88 | 50 |
| #3 | AliBond | +1.92 | 80 | 66 |
| #4 | sLayyer | +1.44 | 79 | 70 |
| #5 | Rhyza | +1.11 | 80 | 69 |





