








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 232 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1651 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,936 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1343 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1251 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1315 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1027 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $342,316 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 216 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lar | 13 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Jayeeh^ | 11 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | insanii | 6 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | floppy^ | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | headless | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lar | 526 | 0.23 | 15 min |
| #2 | Jayeeh^ | 517 | 0.25 | 14 min |
| #3 | floppy^ | 135 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | insanii | 117 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Pass | 62 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pass | +4.63 | 82 | 61 |
| #2 | ☯ ZenithTGO | +2.67 | 86 | 70 |
| #3 | Jayeeh^ | +1.54 | 81 | 59 |
| #4 | insanii | +0.58 | 82 | 46 |
| #5 | lar | +0.43 | 81 | 65 |





