








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2702 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 467 matches | ||
| Faceit | 291 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 216 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10769 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 66,753 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 24190 | 36% |
| Smokes | 18309 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 13158 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 11096 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,675,059 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3726 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VINS | 64% | 69 |
| #2 | ★ Vitalic' | CS.MONEY | 62% | 300 |
| #3 | Kezz | 59% | 115 |
| #4 | 📼 Arrianard 💽 | 51% | 152 |
| #5 | Avixen | 48% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VINS | 64% | 69 |
| #2 | ★ Vitalic' | CS.MONEY | 62% | 300 |
| #3 | Kezz | 59% | 115 |
| #4 | 📼 Arrianard 💽 | 51% | 152 |
| #5 | Avixen | 48% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★ Vitalic' | CS.MONEY | 25 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | 📼 Arrianard 💽 | 9 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | Avixen | 6 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | VINS | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Kezz | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★ Vitalic' | CS.MONEY | 214 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #2 | Kezz | 157 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | 📼 Arrianard 💽 | 82 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | VINS | 71 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Avixen | 66 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kezz | +2.15 | 82 | 54 |
| #2 | Bleusealord | +1.97 | 80 | 76 |
| #3 | 📼 Arrianard 💽 | +0.02 | 57 | 53 |
| #4 | ★ Vitalic' | CS.MONEY | -0.77 | 63 | 36 |
| #5 | Avixen | -1.37 | 44 | 40 |





