








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 378 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 178 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3495 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,591 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2157 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2230 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1373 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1831 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $960,120 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 198 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✿Walter White✿(WCIYB) | 81% | 21 |
| #2 | Yves | 68% | 50 |
| #3 | GioW | 65% | 23 |
| #4 | tohbias | 55% | 20 |
| #5 | Phantomschmerz | 54% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | grrrr | 46% | 56 |
| #10 | Stewie2K | 43% | 23 |
| #11 | I am a surjon | 42% | 31 |
| #12 | makaele | 40% | 20 |
| #13 | Arcano cs.money | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tonymcbutter | 11 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | I am a surjon | 6 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | effectus | 5 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | Yves | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | grrrr | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tonymcbutter | 237 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | Yves | 159 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | grrrr | 130 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Stewie2K | 129 | 0.28 | 4 min |
| #5 | effectus | 128 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tohbias | +4.94 | 89 | 61 |
| #2 | effectus | +3.91 | 82 | 64 |
| #3 | Yves | +1.52 | 62 | 66 |
| #4 | GioW | +1.43 | 85 | 40 |
| #5 | FuRiOuS5k | +1.23 | 75 | 55 |





