








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 183 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 265 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1912 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,827 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3670 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3817 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2672 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3668 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $606,295 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JölletinPvP | 54% | 131 |
| #2 | harhock | 53% | 255 |
| #3 | miko | 53% | 259 |
| #4 | Vittuweleho69 | 52% | 260 |
| #5 | Tykkisaukko | 52% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JölletinPvP | 54% | 131 |
| #2 | harhock | 53% | 255 |
| #3 | miko | 53% | 259 |
| #4 | Vittuweleho69 | 52% | 260 |
| #5 | Tykkisaukko | 52% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | harhock | 4 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | JölletinPvP | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | miko | 1084 | 0.19 | 31 min |
| #2 | Tykkisaukko | 470 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #3 | harhock | 422 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #4 | Vittuweleho69 | 294 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #5 | JölletinPvP | 87 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | miko | +2.31 | 86 | 61 |
| #2 | harhock | +1.53 | 65 | 66 |
| #3 | JölletinPvP | -0.22 | 52 | 53 |
| #4 | Vittuweleho69 | -0.87 | 46 | 56 |
| #5 | Tykkisaukko | -1.08 | 51 | 61 |





