








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 454 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 422 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4755 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,882 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2207 | 15% |
| Smokes | 5519 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 3714 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3442 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,919,362 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 702 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ahma | 65% | 49 |
| #2 | Sara | 61% | 38 |
| #3 | miko | 53% | 426 |
| #4 | F1lukka | 53% | 255 |
| #5 | Vittuweleho69 | 52% | 408 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | F1lukka | 53% | 255 |
| #5 | Vittuweleho69 | 52% | 408 |
| #6 | JölletinPvP | 52% | 196 |
| #7 | Tykkisaukko | 51% | 207 |
| #8 | Smex haver | 43% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vittuweleho69 | 5 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | miko | 3 | 0.0003 |
| #3 | F1lukka | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #4 | Tykkisaukko | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #5 | JölletinPvP | 1 | 0.0002 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | miko | 1726 | 0.19 | 48 min |
| #2 | F1lukka | 1061 | 0.19 | 37 min |
| #3 | Tykkisaukko | 792 | 0.18 | 22 min |
| #4 | Vittuweleho69 | 449 | 0.05 | 9 min |
| #5 | JölletinPvP | 146 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | miko | +1.82 | 87 | 60 |
| #2 | Ahma | +1.68 | 72 | 66 |
| #3 | harhock | +1.52 | 66 | 65 |
| #4 | JölletinPvP | -0.66 | 52 | 56 |
| #5 | Vittuweleho69 | -0.95 | 46 | 56 |





