








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 876 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 629 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 80 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4459 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,114 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4377 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5791 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 4046 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2900 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,336,896 of utility $274 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 709 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ronsen2 | 53% | 58 |
| #2 | show me | 49% | 135 |
| #3 | Eagle | 48% | 44 |
| #4 | O | 47% | 135 |
| #5 | SpringbokSpringbok | 45% | 183 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | SpringbokSpringbok | 45% | 183 |
| #6 | Ronsen | 44% | 66 |
| #7 | WackelPudding | 40% | 150 |
| #8 | Panigale# | 40% | 48 |
| #9 | BastiKalaschnikow | 38% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpringbokSpringbok | 20 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | WackelPudding | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Ronsen | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | O | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | show me | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpringbokSpringbok | 689 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #2 | WackelPudding | 319 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | O | 220 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | show me | 170 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Ronsen | 141 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpringbokSpringbok | +3.70 | 67 | 69 |
| #2 | show me | +3.58 | 76 | 69 |
| #3 | Ronsen2 | +3.05 | 58 | 44 |
| #4 | Panigale# | +2.53 | 80 | 32 |
| #5 | Ronsen | +1.13 | 49 | 68 |





