








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 264 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 204 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2986 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,493 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3535 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3591 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1379 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 2988 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $426,341 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 413 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jmanq | 88% | 16 |
| #2 | junior | 67% | 15 |
| #3 | eutopia | 66% | 62 |
| #4 | arcade | 62% | 13 |
| #5 | jchancE | 57% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | Laxiee | 44% | 27 |
| #15 | ffffff | 44% | 16 |
| #16 | MarKE | 43% | 14 |
| #17 | calamity | 37% | 19 |
| #18 | snav | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marro | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | jchancE | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | nosraC | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | obi | 3 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | N2o | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marro | 279 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #2 | N2o | 208 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | BeaKie | 206 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #4 | snav | 167 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | eutopia | 163 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | junior | +3.73 | 96 | 69 |
| #2 | kam | +2.00 | 78 | 67 |
| #3 | arcade | +1.41 | 84 | 71 |
| #4 | dea | +1.35 | 86 | 59 |
| #5 | Laxiee | +1.21 | 92 | 55 |





