








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1314 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4548 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,826 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2065 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2330 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3745 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2686 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,475,454 of utility $242 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 502 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | winnie | +3.95 | 85 | 63 |
| #2 | Shero | +1.50 | 92 | 24 |
| #3 | Mr. Virus | +1.33 | 80 | 52 |
| #4 | mosen | +1.29 | 75 | 50 |
| #5 | duckworld | -0.01 | 64 | 49 |





