








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 353 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1789 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,916 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2012 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1431 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1706 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1767 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $668,590 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 503 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le999eND | 67% | 27 |
| #2 | Swante | 57% | 91 |
| #3 | 24 | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | kuyb | 48% | 23 |
| #5 | Wooglin | 47% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HippoSnuggler | 10 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | Uh oh stinky | 10 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | Wooglin | 9 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | Le999eND | 7 | 0.0138 |
| #5 | Swante | 6 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Swante | 195 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | 24 | 175 | 0.35 | 5 min |
| #3 | HippoSnuggler | 166 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | Mister Jablome | 122 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Wooglin | 88 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Swante | +4.49 | 91 | 63 |
| #2 | 24 | +3.76 | 67 | 58 |
| #3 | Le999eND | +3.43 | 70 | 60 |
| #4 | kuyb | +1.99 | 79 | 68 |
| #5 | rogue | +1.73 | 65 | 57 |





