








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
362 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 947 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 296 | 31% |
| Smokes | 240 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 255 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 156 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $68,698 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mazaisjanka | 56% | 9 |
| #2 | AgaAwww | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | ahilejs23 | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | lamezyy. | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | hariboo | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | folabeJ | 50% | 6 |
| #7 | NixOn | 50% | 8 |
| #8 | Zigiiic | 29% | 7 |
| #9 | ChiLauva | 25% | 4 |
| #10 | ChiLauva | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mazaisjanka | 1 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Zigiiic | 1 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | AgaAwww | 1 | 0.0213 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mazaisjanka | 19 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | Zigiiic | 17 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #3 | lamezyy. | 11 | 0.23 | 0 min |
| #4 | hariboo | 7 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | folabeJ | 6 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lamezyy. | +10.39 | 86 | 60 |
| #2 | mazaisjanka | +4.81 | 69 | 59 |
| #3 | folabeJ | +2.68 | 61 | 74 |
| #4 | PeachY | +1.65 | 61 | 63 |
| #5 | ahilejs23 | +1.32 | 67 | 73 |





