








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
65 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 210 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 42 | 20% |
| Smokes | 39 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 67 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 62 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $25,875 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lentävä jorlantilainen | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Rikub0b | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | ForQ | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | konna | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | HOTBOT | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lentävä jorlantilainen | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Rikub0b | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | ForQ | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | konna | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | HOTBOT | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | konna | 19 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #2 | HOTBOT | 15 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #3 | ForQ | 10 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #4 | Rikub0b | 7 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #5 | Lentävä jorlantilainen | 1 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HOTBOT | +3.67 | 75 | 65 |
| #2 | SMo0th | +1.74 | 73 | 52 |
| #3 | ForQ | +0.53 | 68 | 67 |
| #4 | Rikub0b | -0.66 | 42 | 52 |
| #5 | Lentävä jorlantilainen | -2.32 | 64 | 30 |





