








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
285 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 446 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 85 | 19% |
| Smokes | 114 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 79 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 168 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $99,309 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ¿fin? | 50% | 14 |
| #2 | Curtis Coates | 48% | 23 |
| #3 | Tom | 44% | 27 |
| #4 | BigPeenKeen | 42% | 26 |
| #5 | Gibbo_ | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ¿fin? | 50% | 14 |
| #2 | Curtis Coates | 48% | 23 |
| #3 | Tom | 44% | 27 |
| #4 | BigPeenKeen | 42% | 26 |
| #5 | Gibbo_ | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tom | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tom | 90 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | Curtis Coates | 55 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | BigPeenKeen | 34 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | ¿fin? | 28 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Gibbo_ | 5 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tom | +1.62 | 73 | 56 |
| #2 | BigPeenKeen | +0.77 | 80 | 41 |
| #3 | Curtis Coates | -0.98 | 83 | 54 |
| #4 | monte | -1.11 | 66 | 29 |
| #5 | Gibbo_ | -1.26 | 77 | 28 |





