








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 22 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
888 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,500 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 795 | 32% |
| Smokes | 678 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 498 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 529 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $202,024 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 340 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yesid.peek | 62% | 37 |
| #2 | k4zu | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | Frizzi | 55% | 33 |
| #4 | Noir | 52% | 61 |
| #5 | orange | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | k4zu | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | Frizzi | 55% | 33 |
| #4 | Noir | 52% | 61 |
| #5 | orange | 50% | 6 |
| #6 | Jei Jeico Jeicortes ENTERRAUW | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frizzi | 9 | 0.0142 |
| #2 | Noir | 6 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Yesid.peek | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | k4zu | 2 | 0.0087 |
| #5 | Jei Jeico Jeicortes ENTERRAUW | 2 | 0.0145 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noir | 239 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #2 | Yesid.peek | 205 | 0.29 | 5 min |
| #3 | Frizzi | 70 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | k4zu | 14 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | orange | 12 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yesid.peek | +2.41 | 75 | 71 |
| #2 | Noir | +0.98 | 83 | 67 |
| #3 | CJ | +0.33 | 77 | 63 |
| #4 | Frizzi | -0.16 | 84 | 61 |
| #5 | Jei Jeico Jeicortes ENTERRAUW | -0.74 | 40 | 50 |





