








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 21 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 181 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2795 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,032 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1703 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2506 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2577 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2246 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $601,864 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h1lk0'1337 | 52% | 113 |
| #2 | flowceps | 50% | 147 |
| #3 | elblanko | 48% | 21 |
| #4 | luludag | 47% | 133 |
| #5 | Mr.Clausen | 45% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | elblanko | 48% | 21 |
| #4 | luludag | 47% | 133 |
| #5 | Mr.Clausen | 45% | 47 |
| #6 | Zloty Machinski | 43% | 23 |
| #7 | leetex | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h1lk0'1337 | 8 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | flowceps | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | luludag | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Mr.Clausen | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | elblanko | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | luludag | 229 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #2 | h1lk0'1337 | 171 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | elblanko | 107 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #4 | flowceps | 94 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #5 | Mr.Clausen | 53 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YUNGNIK | +3.25 | 86 | 63 |
| #2 | Mr.Clausen | -0.08 | 75 | 59 |
| #3 | flowceps | -0.23 | 68 | 50 |
| #4 | h1lk0'1337 | -0.57 | 71 | 55 |
| #5 | leetex | -0.85 | 62 | 72 |





