








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 973 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 354 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4769 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,567 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6263 | 34% |
| Smokes | 5050 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2912 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 4342 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $807,395 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3356 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RBN | 76% | 102 |
| #2 | Version | 74% | 86 |
| #3 | dropa200 | 74% | 31 |
| #4 | nna | 73% | 226 |
| #5 | mtjpap1 | 69% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Version | 74% | 86 |
| #3 | dropa200 | 74% | 31 |
| #4 | nna | 73% | 226 |
| #5 | mtjpap1 | 69% | 48 |
| #6 | -fwt | 63% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -fwt | 16 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | Version | 12 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | nna | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | mtjpap1 | 7 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | RBN | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nna | 647 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #2 | -fwt | 301 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | mtjpap1 | 239 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #4 | Version | 221 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | RBN | 128 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ LuShas [Trading Knife] | +3.54 | 87 | 70 |
| #2 | dropa200 | +1.87 | 73 | 69 |
| #3 | nna | +1.59 | 74 | 67 |
| #4 | mtjpap1 | +0.84 | 50 | 73 |
| #5 | Version | +0.79 | 86 | 61 |





