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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 159 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1369 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,921 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1092 | 28% |
| Smokes | 847 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 906 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1076 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $287,185 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dropa200 | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | RBN | 78% | 36 |
| #3 | nna | 75% | 73 |
| #4 | ✪ LuShas [Trading Knife] | 74% | 86 |
| #5 | mtjpap1 | 72% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | nna | 75% | 73 |
| #4 | ✪ LuShas [Trading Knife] | 74% | 86 |
| #5 | mtjpap1 | 72% | 18 |
| #6 | -fwt | 70% | 30 |
| #7 | X0ra | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ LuShas [Trading Knife] | 11 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | nna | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | -fwt | 3 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | mtjpap1 | 3 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | RBN | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ LuShas [Trading Knife] | 544 | 0.29 | 15 min |
| #2 | nna | 253 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | -fwt | 123 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #4 | mtjpap1 | 94 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #5 | RBN | 35 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | X0ra | +3.96 | 93 | 66 |
| #2 | dropa200 | +2.98 | 70 | 73 |
| #3 | ✪ LuShas [Trading Knife] | +2.80 | 86 | 68 |
| #4 | nna | +1.35 | 75 | 67 |
| #5 | mtjpap1 | +1.15 | 60 | 66 |





