








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 517 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 247 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3265 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,929 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1558 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2219 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2616 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2536 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,216,617 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1357 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WatchLip | 61% | 59 |
| #2 | Capitaine Hardrok | 60% | 129 |
| #3 | RR 9.1 | 54% | 285 |
| #4 | 𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖔 | 54% | 153 |
| #5 | Marcel | 51% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RR 9.1 | 44 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | ベルセルク | 38 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | 𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖔 | 25 | 0.0084 |
| #4 | Zeruta | 18 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Marcel | 8 | 0.0112 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zeruta | 402 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #2 | 𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖔 | 367 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | Capitaine Hardrok | 277 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | RR 9.1 | 275 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #5 | ベルセルク | 166 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RR 9.1 | +6.14 | 81 | 45 |
| #2 | Capitaine Hardrok | +5.96 | 94 | 60 |
| #3 | 𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖔 | +4.47 | 80 | 58 |
| #4 | ベルセルク | +0.53 | 58 | 38 |
| #5 | Zeruta | +0.26 | 50 | 54 |





