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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1462 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,754 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1435 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2538 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 1056 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1725 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $636,212 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 131 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...


| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ![]() Pukki | 56% | 27 |
| #2 | ![]() Tero Selässä Saatana | 53% | 118 |
| #3 | Tontsa.dll | 50% | 82 |
| #4 | Ibo | 46% | 24 |
| #5 | ![]() SusAnna | 45% | 94 |

| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ![]() SusAnna | 10 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Tontsa.dll | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | ![]() Tero Selässä Saatana | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | Ibo | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | ![]() Pukki | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tontsa.dll | 533 | 0.31 | 14 min |
| #2 | ![]() Tero Selässä Saatana | 247 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | ![]() SusAnna | 201 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Ibo | 65 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | ![]() Pukki | 20 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ibo | +3.79 | 77 | 64 |
| #2 | Tontsa.dll | +1.76 | 46 | 58 |
| #3 | ![]() Pukki | +1.39 | 62 | 17 |
| #4 | ![]() SusAnna | -0.36 | 46 | 44 |
| #5 | ![]() Sheep | -0.45 | 36 | 58 |









