








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 360 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 310 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2458 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,213 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3444 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3557 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4002 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2210 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,051,395 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 154 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Real Bladee | 45% | 20 |
| #8 | carl wheezy wit it | 43% | 74 |
| #9 | The Alien | 42% | 81 |
| #10 | Joshua ッ | 41% | 22 |
| #11 | RauchPotato | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toad | 656 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #2 | Teddy | 238 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | carl wheezy wit it | 147 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | The Alien | 122 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Willy the illy Milly | 98 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RauchPotato | +3.57 | 73 | 63 |
| #2 | Joshua ッ | +3.19 | 88 | 37 |
| #3 | Real Bladee | +2.49 | 75 | 53 |
| #4 | toad | +1.59 | 65 | 64 |
| #5 | carl wheezy wit it | +1.04 | 64 | 56 |





