








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 362 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2999 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,210 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1333 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2804 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2441 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1632 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,363,376 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 454 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nEmoツ | 63% | 40 |
| #2 | loloimus10 | 62% | 63 |
| #3 | DALLLY | 55% | 200 |
| #4 | Easy_Cancer | 54% | 24 |
| #5 | MrGrips | 54% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | loloimus10 | 62% | 63 |
| #3 | DALLLY | 55% | 200 |
| #4 | Easy_Cancer | 54% | 24 |
| #5 | MrGrips | 54% | 28 |
| #6 | nokyja | 53% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DALLLY | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | nokyja | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | loloimus10 | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DALLLY | 937 | 0.24 | 22 min |
| #2 | nokyja | 300 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | MrGrips | 106 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | loloimus10 | 96 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | nEmoツ | 73 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nEmoツ | +2.32 | 87 | 68 |
| #2 | Evž | +1.61 | 67 | 60 |
| #3 | DALLLY | +1.26 | 57 | 71 |
| #4 | Easy_Cancer | -0.67 | 42 | 26 |
| #5 | MrGrips | -1.30 | 43 | 51 |





