








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 378 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2551 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,291 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1840 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2201 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1375 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1875 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $733,299 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C@St4n | 66% | 29 |
| #2 | Beka Sh | 53% | 32 |
| #3 | kamyz | 52% | 29 |
| #4 | I'mPi0treK | 48% | 130 |
| #5 | REWEN | 48% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | -Himer- | 47% | 154 |
| #9 | Kir0 | 47% | 30 |
| #10 | -Koko.? | 44% | 16 |
| #11 | JANUSZ <3 KeyDrop.com | 42% | 150 |
| #12 | 👑 Ti0sS 👑 | 29% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JANUSZ <3 KeyDrop.com | 557 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #2 | -Himer- | 532 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #3 | I'mPi0treK | 240 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | C@St4n | 115 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #5 | REWEN | 98 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C@St4n | +3.50 | 83 | 56 |
| #2 | I'mPi0treK | +1.91 | 67 | 58 |
| #3 | kamyz | +1.84 | 71 | 40 |
| #4 | 👑 Ti0sS 👑 | +0.70 | 91 | 55 |
| #5 | -Himer- | +0.48 | 52 | 69 |





