








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 419 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 114 matches | ||
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3085 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,780 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3363 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2397 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2756 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2264 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $638,724 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C@St4n | 73% | 22 |
| #2 | Kir0 | 67% | 24 |
| #3 | kamyz | 63% | 19 |
| #4 | GiluÅ› | 62% | 60 |
| #5 | I'mPi0treK | 58% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .txt | 11 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | I'mPi0treK | 9 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | 👑 Ti0sS 👑 | 3 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | JANUSZ <3 KeyDrop.com | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | GiluÅ› | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .txt | 392 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #2 | JANUSZ <3 KeyDrop.com | 320 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #3 | I'mPi0treK | 179 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | C@St4n | 92 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #5 | GiluÅ› | 70 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C@St4n | +3.26 | 83 | 52 |
| #2 | I'mPi0treK | +2.19 | 67 | 57 |
| #3 | 👑 Ti0sS 👑 | +0.98 | 83 | 58 |
| #4 | Kir0 | +0.87 | 73 | 60 |
| #5 | -Himer- | +0.69 | 52 | 70 |





