








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 151 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 126 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1788 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,992 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1996 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1914 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1006 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2076 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $393,370 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DAN | 58% | 31 |
| #2 | Tismé | 57% | 53 |
| #3 | Nqrc_0 | 52% | 25 |
| #4 | JrX^^ | 52% | 29 |
| #5 | +-YLHAN-+ | 45% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Tismé | 57% | 53 |
| #3 | Nqrc_0 | 52% | 25 |
| #4 | JrX^^ | 52% | 29 |
| #5 | +-YLHAN-+ | 45% | 29 |
| #6 | Thunder0410 {BE} | 39% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tismé | 8 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | Thunder0410 {BE} | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | JrX^^ | 3 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Nqrc_0 | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | DAN | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tismé | 180 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | Thunder0410 {BE} | 127 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | +-YLHAN-+ | 78 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | JrX^^ | 62 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Nqrc_0 | 40 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | +-YLHAN-+ | +2.82 | 57 | 50 |
| #2 | Tismé | +1.01 | 69 | 69 |
| #3 | JrX^^ | +0.63 | 54 | 59 |
| #4 | ††Wallabitch™ | -0.48 | 60 | 55 |
| #5 | Thunder0410 {BE} | -1.49 | 55 | 58 |





