








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 440 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1040 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,719 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1317 | 35% |
| Smokes | 810 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 865 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 727 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $415,225 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 326 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heter jag elnour? | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | Avslutarn | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | Zeys | 45% | 22 |
| #4 | Manda | 40% | 20 |
| #5 | S4ffr4N | 36% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zeys | 121 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #2 | S4ffr4N | 65 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | Heter jag elnour? | 38 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | Avslutarn | 37 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #5 | Manda | 36 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zeys | +3.62 | 77 | 67 |
| #2 | Manda | +1.80 | 66 | 64 |
| #3 | πΎπππππ | +1.21 | 69 | 63 |
| #4 | Heter jag elnour? | -0.70 | 74 | 47 |
| #5 | Avslutarn | -0.72 | 79 | 68 |





