








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2217 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 929 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 257 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




167 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11547 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,885 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5629 | 22% |
| Smokes | 9674 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 7822 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2760 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,404,759 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2795 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Exxtraricee | 39 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | jl(1) | 26 | 0.0126 |
| #3 | Mike Tython | 12 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | Kuya BAGSIK | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | MzPubStar* | 8 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MzPubStar* | 1281 | 0.33 | 34 min |
| #2 | Exxtraricee | 706 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #3 | Kuya BAGSIK | 505 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #4 | MZ | 318 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #5 | Hiro BAGSIK | 287 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hiro BAGSIK | +1.92 | 82 | 62 |
| #2 | jl(1) | +1.67 | 54 | 31 |
| #3 | Exxtraricee | +0.55 | 55 | 59 |
| #4 | Mike Tython | +0.46 | 59 | 43 |
| #5 | Mussy COLLECTOR | +0.44 | 69 | 52 |





