








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 258 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 222 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3821 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,749 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2210 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1931 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2428 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 180 | 3% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,486,263 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 298 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘 | 47% | 51 |
| #10 | Groccy | 44% | 99 |
| #11 | Mr. Foster | 36% | 25 |
| #12 | Zeyra | 35% | 49 |
| #13 | GlaZe | 35% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sir.Blime أواحد ✵ | 633 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #2 | Centurion | 364 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | ATx2000 | 249 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #4 | caikee | 98 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | GlaZe | 88 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GlaZe | +3.73 | 80 | 38 |
| #2 | 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘 | +2.49 | 80 | 31 |
| #3 | ATx2000 | +2.23 | 71 | 75 |
| #4 | SpacePig | +0.98 | 72 | 47 |
| #5 | caikee | +0.95 | 45 | 41 |





