








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 336 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 317 matches | ||
| Wingman | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4506 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,224 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5803 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5772 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4156 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2493 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $501,731 of utility $48 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 251 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpacePig | 54% | 28 |
| #2 | ATx2000 | 53% | 253 |
| #3 | Centurion | 53% | 173 |
| #4 | Zeqom | 52% | 27 |
| #5 | Mummy Milkers | 49% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Centurion | 53% | 173 |
| #4 | Zeqom | 52% | 27 |
| #5 | Mummy Milkers | 49% | 71 |
| #6 | Taaxic | 48% | 254 |
| #7 | Groccy | 47% | 168 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taaxic | 12 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Centurion | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | ATx2000 | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Groccy | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Zeqom | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ATx2000 | 521 | 0.10 | 19 min |
| #2 | Taaxic | 488 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | Centurion | 401 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #4 | Groccy | 126 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | Zeqom | 24 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ATx2000 | +2.36 | 70 | 73 |
| #2 | Centurion | +0.41 | 76 | 59 |
| #3 | Sir.Blime أواحد ✵ | +0.20 | 54 | 58 |
| #4 | Zeqom | -0.00 | 58 | 50 |
| #5 | SpacePig | -0.23 | 71 | 48 |





